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You can all relax! I'm back from my morning workout class (you should see the instructors! Male and female and all hot! And with so few men in the class, my opportunities are increased exponentially...just wish they let me workout without my top...that would be ab-solutely fabulous). I have the champagne (insult me not with your domestic sparkling!), the macarons, the imported cheeses (which this nation sadly lacks a decent local version of) and stand ready to whip up a Canard à l'Orange and have a sing along...so we're all good to go and...

La Fête Nationale? What? What day is it...July 14? Today?

Oh. Oh, of course I knew that. I mean, why else would I go and buy all that champagne...

Now, I must see what my little Зайка is up to...